“A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it.How much patience you have, for instance.” -Franklin P. “You can learn many things from children.And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh, there you are.When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: ‘Fetch!’.” -Bruce Lansky “When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it.“I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs.“Make no mistake about why these babies are here-they are here to replace us.” -Jerry Seinfeld.The most precious jewels, you’ll ever have around your neck, are the arms of your children.“Perfection only exists in babies and pastries.” -Gayle Wray.“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” -Milton Berle.“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.” -Fran Lebowitz.These funny baby quotes make for an excellent addition to funny cards or a custom gift for the parents. A sense of complete and total peace comes over me.” -Maria Jose Ovalleįunny Baby Quotes When you’re not busy admiring every beautiful thing your baby does, you’re laughing at the humorous side of parenting and all the funny things babies do. “Having my baby fall asleep in my arms takes away all of my worries and stresses.“This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.” -Rick Bragg.The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.” -Penelope Leach “Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop.
“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be curiosity.” -Eleanor Roosevelt.“Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them in fact, the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.” -Erik H.Like the future in a basket.” -Lish McBride “You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope.That a day spent with dreaming and sunsets and refreshing breezes cannot be bettered.” -Nicholas Sparks That each day should be spent finding beauty in flowers and poetry and talking to animals. That life is simply a collection of little lives, each lived one day at a time. “And I learned what is obvious to a child.And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience.” -Penelope Cruz “All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood-all of them are true.It is a moment of pure ecstasy and satisfaction when you see a smile flicker on baby’s lips, just as they gently pass into a deep slumber.“I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.” -Vincent Van Gogh.They enjoy the present, which very few of us do.” -Jean De La Bruyere “Children have neither past nor future.You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple.” -Anita Diamant
“There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” -Elizabeth Stone “Making the decision to have a child is momentous.
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